Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Man's account of ordering a live monkey from comic book ad

Man's account of ordering a live monkey from comic book ad

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Comic Book Resources has a fantastic first-hand account of ordering a live miniature monkey from a comic book advertisment. Jeff Tuthill ordered one for about $25 in the early 1970s. Not wanting his parents to know, he had it shipped to his friend's house:

It came in this little cardboard box. I mean, I’m saying small. It was probably the size of a shoebox, except it was higher. It had a little chicken wire screen window in it. There was a cut out. All you could see if you looked in there was his face. I brought it home, and I actually snuck it into the basement of the house.

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No instructions [were included]. He had this waist belt on, a collar, if you will, on his waist, with an unattached leash inside the box. So I opened the box up inside the cage, the monkey jumped out, I withdrew the box and found the leash. I have no idea where it came from; I assumed it came from Florida. I figured, well, it’s probably near dehydration, so I opened up the cage to put some water in it. It leapt out of the cage when I opened it up the second time! I mean, it was eyeing the pipes that I was unaware of. As soon as I opened the cage, it leapt up and grabbed onto the plumbing up on the ceiling and started using them like monkey bars, and he was just shooting along in the basement, chirping pretty loud. It was heading towards the finished side of the basement, where there was a drop ceiling, and if it got into those channels, I never would have got it. It would have been days to get this thing out of there. I grabbed it by its tail, and it came down on, starting literally up by my shoulder, like a drill press it landed on my arm, and every bite was breaking flesh. It was literally like an unsewing machine. It was literally unsewing my arm coming down, and I was pouring blood. I grabbed it by its neck with both my wrists, threw it back in the cage. It’s screaming like a scalded cat. I’m pouring blood. My friend’s laughing uncontrollably, and my father finally comes in the basement door and goes, ‘Jeffery! What are you doing to that rabbit?’ And I go, ‘It’s not a rabbit, it’s a monkey, and it just bit the hell out of me.’ ‘A monkey? Bring it up here!’ I’m pouring, I wrapped a t-shirt around my arm to stave off the bleeding, carried the cage upstairs, and I don’t know why I bothered sneaking it in, because they fell in love with it, and it was like, there was no problem at all. They took me to the emergency room and I got 28 stitches on my arm.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

recycled urban architecture

I didn't write this, I read it, found it interesting, and thought I'd share. This article appeared on http://weburbanist.com/2008/07/13/7-more-examples-recycled-urban-architecture/ this month. great stuff. especially like the plane.


Architectural Adaptive Reuse

Adaptive reuse used to be a tactic of necessity - people didn’t have the time, energy or money to build something new so they made the best with what they had. Today it is a way to stand out, make a statement, go bold and try something completely different. From airplanes, chapels and garages turned into houses to airplane hangers turned into tropical rain forest resorts, the possibilities are essentially endless. Know of other recycled design or amazing architecture projects? Be sure to list them in the comments below!

Modern Chapel House Conversion

This Dutch chapel-turned-apartment very clearly shows its origins as a stunning chapel, yet is somehow also compellingly sleek, modern and ultimately residential (if spacious). The Dutch team of ZECC Architecten split this structure into two stories and the stained glass windows, rough-hewn stonework around the entryway and even the gigantic old church organ (wood, pipes and all) were retained while more modern furniture and architectural interventions were added and spliced to create unique visual juxtapositions. The net effect? Something far more austere than the original construction but ultimately also more home-like and modern.

Airplane House Conversion

What could be better than an amazing house made out of an airplane? A cheap one. The plane itself cost just $2000, though moving it cost $4000 and renovating it for habitation took another $24000 - but that’s still just $30000 for a truly amazing and unique home. The original airplane fold-down stairs were kept and are operated by a garage door opener and one of the original airplane restrooms still works as it always did. And the cockpit suspended over the lake below? Her own personal jacuzzi of course.

Tate Modern Museum

The Tate Modern Museum is a strange site on the London skyline - a contemporary art museum housed in the shell of a former power station. Internationally known for their creative use of materials and other adaptive reuse projects, architects Herzog and de Meuron made a conscious choice only to hint at the ultra-modern interior from the outside of the building. The 5-story Turbine Hall that once house the generators of the station now features gigantic works of specially-commissioned contemporary art by premiere artists from around the world.

Adaptive Reuse Home Office

The Villa de Murph in Atlanta is perhaps the most homely and unlikely looking building to ever be converted into an architecture studio and residence by two ingenious designers. The result is both a stunningly attractive live/work space and an amazing portfolio piece to show potential clients what these architects can achieve with even the most unlikely of locations and structures. Property never comes cheap so when this couple saw this sad structure at $40,000 the price as about as right as it could be. Rather than tear it all down and start anew, however, the designers saw amazing adaptive reuse potential in a building that most people would have wrecked the moment they bought it.

Castle Museum Conversion

The Hedmark Museum in Norway sits on a site with an amazing history of structures - pieces of each of which are still intact today. It has parts of a Romanesque cathedral that was later converted to the Gothic style with building elements dating back to the 1500s. Rather than simply leaving these uncovered ruins to weather or putting them in an inaccessible box, however, architect Sverre Fehn chose to expose and celebrate these aged architectural elements and bring visitors right up through them. He chose mostly light-weight materials like wood and glass to contrast with the aged stonework and create a clear visual separation of old and new in the process. The result is a compelling contrast of time and place.

Garage House Conversion

A garage is probably the most ubiquitous building type you never thought to turn into a house. It might sound like a small project for an adventurous resident of Portland, Oregon, but the city was none-to-pleased with granting permission to for this industrious adaptive reuse design. Once permission was granted, however, the architect clearly had an interesting challenge to make an uninteresting building cozy, functional and somewhat unusual in its appearance. Clever devices like split stairs and an angled front entry make the small space work on a practical level as well as an aesthetic one.

Indoor Tropical Island

Tropical Islands Paradise

The Tropical Islands Resort is the result of the creative adaptive reuse of an old airplane hanger into the world’s biggest indoor tropical pool complex and water park. The hanger, located near Berlin, is 1000 feet long, 600 feet wide and three hundred feet high and is completely unencumbered by interior structural elements - it is essentially one gigantic interior space. The place contains everything one would expect on a tropical island: artificial sun and rain forests, beaches and palm trees and (somewhat kitchy to be sure) even fake bird recording to simulate the experience of actually vacationing in the tropics.

Redneck Mansion

(Check out our complete collection of 70 Works of Recycled Art and Design.)

Who would have thought you could make so much with simple structures from trailer parks? And that’s just the beginning. For ecological reasons, for eccentric clients and simply for fun, more and more architects and designers are figuring out clever approaches to adaptively reuse old structures in novel ways. From pigsty and water tower houses to a beautiful chapel bookstore and a gigantic shipping container museum, here are seven more ingenious reuses of otherwise wasted architecture into amazing recycled designs.

Pigsty House Conversion

A pigsty is probably the last place anyone would want to live, right? Well, this 230 year old building inspired FNP Architekten in Germany to create a unique blend of modern and aged architecture. Partly demolished in WWII this structure sat idle for years before these clever designers figured out a way to insert an entire building within the existing building - providing shelter and protection for the aged structural shell. If innovative architects can make something like this out of a pigsty it would seem that the sky is the limit.

If ever there was a weird building with an incredibly bizarre history this is it. What started as a water tower designed to look like a house floating above the tree line eventually became what it was designed to look like: an actual residence. The 30,000 gallon water tank hidden in the fake house shell was decommissioned after 85 years of use and eventually was transformed into a large house jutting up above the trees. There is no doubt that the current residents have absolutely the best view and worst walk home of anyone in town.

Coverted Church Bookstore Interior Design

When they originally determined to build a modern library inside of a centuries-old church these property owners planned to place shelves in and around the building in much the same way most people would fill a typical interior. However, their architects had another idea: suspend very linear elements in separation from the existing structure to expose and celebrate the history (and height) of the building. In the end, walking around this amazing adaptively reused interior is as much about the architecture as it is about buying books.

Highline Park Design

Highline Park New York

Currently under construction, the new High Line elevated park in New York City takes advantage of an urban relic that has sat with potential but no plans for a very long time. Originally a stretch of elevated rail, the Highline has been unused for a very long time except by intrepid urban explorers. Instead of getting rid of the vegetation (or the structure altogether) the city has chosen to build upon it by creating a variegated green space that spans over more than a mile in the middle of Manhattan.

Shipping Container Architecture

The so-called Nomadic Museum by Shigeru Ban is one of the most innovative shipping container architecture projects undertaken to date. The building spans an amazing 45,000 feet in length and is designed to move from city to city, to be deconstructed and reconstructed at various port locations around the world. The building is in many ways as much a work of ingenious art as are the myriad artworks contained within its portable walls. It is essentially minimalistic and aesthetically rhythmic but clearly conveys the many cargo containers used to make up its basic structure.

House Made Out of a Ship

The amazing boat shown above was originally built by Henry Ford and was only decommissioned after a half-century of use in the late 1900s. The front part in particular contained the state and dining rooms as well as a galley and passenger lounge - all elegantly designed by Ford himself (and for himself). What better basis for creating an amazing residence? After separating the forward section of the abandoned ship from the rest of the hull the couple had this portion floated by barge to South Bass Island and turned into a home.

House Barn Adaptive Reuse

These creative barn conversions show how even the simplest of structures can be meaningfully reused. In some cases they blend modern and traditional elements to show what is new and old. In other cases the more traditional structure and interior finishes are left in place and contribute to a warm, comfortable and aged residential quality. Know of other creative adaptive reuse or building conversion projects?